toiletwank 

Goin for a good ol' jolt on the shitter

Jim: Hey man I'll be one sec i gotta go to the toilet

Kate: Okay

Jim: I'm actually going to go for a 'toiletwank'.

Kate: Oh

toiletwank by Mitcheyyboi November 23, 2013

toiletwarts 

a toilet that has warts or warts that is on a toilet

"yo is that toiletwarts"
"yeah he got warts on his toilet"
"so cool dud"

toiletwarts by toiletwarts March 22, 2021

public toilet wank

When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.

Public toilet wank (ptw)

Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.

Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw

public toilet wank by Hometown Hillary May 29, 2017

toiletwaterwizard 

A lovely person. <3 I love you sm argot

“ Toiletwaterwizard is so sexy pls rail me “

toiletwaterwizard by Argotsecretlover March 22, 2021