toiletwank

Jim: Hey man I'll be one sec i gotta go to the toilet

Kate: Okay

Jim: I'm actually going to go for a 'toiletwank'.

Kate: Oh

toiletwank by Mitcheyyboi November 23, 2013

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toiletwarts

a toilet that has warts or warts that is on a toilet

"yo is that toiletwarts"
"yeah he got warts on his toilet"
"so cool dud"

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When someone, commonly named Joe, is desperate for a quick 15 minute stress reliever he will go anywhere to get the job done.

Public toilet wank (ptw)

Friend: oh where's Joe now, we need to leave soon.

Other Friend: oh I bet he's gone for a ptw

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“ Toiletwaterwizard is so sexy pls rail me “

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