toiletbaby 

A miscarried baby fetus found in the toilet of an unhappy mother. Can be either retrieved by animal control (225- 774-7700) or flushed depending on ones plumbing.

Bethy and George had a long-distance relationship because Bethy lived in Texas and George lived in Canada but they still managed to keep the relationship going for about 3 years without a problem, but when they ran into their first relationship problem they both agreed that the long-distance thing made it too difficult to resolve the issue and thus decided to end it, resulting in Bethy going out to clubs and whatnot and meeting a new man named Drew who took her to his place and got her pregnant, and they were very happy with this and bought a large quantity of baby products and had a baby shower but unfortunately Bethy had recently taken to drinking and smoking despite her doctor's advice not to and thus had a miscarriage which she discovered when she was on the toilet one night after a long day of clubbing but she was too grossed out by the fetus to take it out of the toilet and so she called Animal Control to remove the toiletbaby.

toiletbaby by Spiderwoman and Sir Sloth Boy August 13, 2010

toiletbaby 

masturbating in the bathroom and ejaculating into the toilet

I was so horny this morning I decided to make a toiletbaby before I took a piss

toiletbaby by toiletbaby June 27, 2007

Toiletboy 

A boy or man usually Gay that is submissive and a slave to a Master or Dom and enjoys Gay Sex in toilets, cottages or kept at home to serve as a toilet. A Gay Sex Pig, like a Pissboy that drinks piss from boys cocks or is pissed over for sexual pleasure. A Toiletboy becomes the toilet himself. he drinks piss from cocks, urinals and toilets. Licks dirty toilets and drinks piss and or eats shit. He farms Shit, Scat from toilets to eat later.

I went into the Mens Room to find a Toiletboy eating and drinking from the toilet.

Toiletboy by yellowboy16 July 8, 2010

Toilet Baby 

A crap so large it resembles a crowning infant. Stitches may be required to reassemble the anal port.

After Thanksgiving I had a toilet baby that was so large, I was in poop labor for 3 hours.

Toilet Baby by Benicio Del Torro April 11, 2009

toilet baby 

A baby mistaken for a monster turd.

Joe: Man, look at that guy. I heard he was a toilet baby.
Bob: Dude, what?
Joe: His mom thought she had to drop a deuce, but it turned out that she gave birth when she found him swimming in the crapper.

toilet baby by kumar0009 December 9, 2007

Toilet baby 

When the throwing down the toilet of cummy tissues from the male, and the used tampons of the female that then somehow meet in the sewers, merging together and forming a mutant baby that will feast on unsuspecting toilet goers

God dude, just been taking a massive dump and almost got taken away by a toilet baby!

Toilet baby by tempys01 September 9, 2010

Toiletable

Something that is able to be flushed down a toilet.

"Yo girl you can't be dropping your nasty ass tampons in the toilet they ain't toiletable."

Toiletable by Ginger and Joker March 6, 2010