toilet face 

When a chick is so nasty looking her face looks like a good place to take a shit and make an improvement

It was almost bar close so I picked up a toilet face to bring home for a slump buster

toilet face by dickfitswelljr October 29, 2010

dirty toilet paper face 

Girl that makes you upset. Worse then a poopy face cause it is all wrapped around you.

examples= danielle cole (cunt) rhiannon baladez (whore)

dirty toilet paper face by cambells chunky beef January 8, 2005

Toilet About Face 

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

Toilet About Face by Oldskooled April 25, 2022

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so secy

*shits and farts on ur face while u on the toilet naked cutely* by benzxp January 27, 2021

Toilet Facelift 

A facial expression exhibited as a result of a loathsome, hideous or unwelcome experience.

After Duncan's ceaseless barbs over her advancing years, Wendy returned to the table sporting an irritable disposition and a toilet facelift.

Toilet Facelift by darchingHard July 2, 2019

facebook toilet 

Someone who's only intention when posting to or commenting on Facebook is to stir the shit.

Posts supporting something a majority of people can't stand. Comments intended to piss off the original poster and/or start a series of argumentative comments.

Posts such as:
Obama is as big of a hypocrite as Jesus.

If I have to pay for healthcare I'm not going to be able to buy my 5 kids each new iPads.

The (sports team) is worse than my 5-year old's team

You should reply to all of these with "shut up you Facebook toilet"

facebook toilet by melly L December 9, 2013

Toiletface 

When you shout "toiletface!" at a friend who's not paying attention, the resulting image is their "toiletface" i.e. the face they make when they're severely constipated/have explosive diarrhea/or are just passing a pleasant pooh.

Went to a party, tripped out, shouted "toiletface", took photos, "LAAFED"

Toiletface by Randy Warhol January 3, 2008