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Tebowned 

To be owned, schooled, rocked, run over, trucked, juked out of your shoes, or otherwise embarrassed by former Florida Gator now NFL quarterback Tim Tebow. Common misspelling is Tebeauxned, as it is spelled in the state of Louisiana.
7 touchdowns in one game? Looks like you just got Tebowned
Tebowned by JohnnyBJ April 9, 2010
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tebowned 

To be owned by Flordia's quarterback Tim Tebow.
Announcer: "Tim Tebow drops back, rolls to the right, starts to run with it, jukes left, makes two defenders miss, hurdles another, stiff-arms, roundhouse kicks and somersaults his way for a touchdown!"

Florida Fan: "Y'all just got tebowned!"
tebowned by Matt January 8, 2007
a person , place , thing , or situation that is not appealing or worthy of respect . (adjective)....being sorry , uncooth , and low.
lisa is a toedown individual because she bought an 8 ball of meth instead of food for her children.(used as an adjective)

toedown by greg perdue March 26, 2008

tebowned 

to lose Heisman contention and an appearance in the BCS national championship in the same game.
"Dude, Alabama just tebowned Tim Tebow."
tebowned by mordacil December 7, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
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Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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