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Toe fucking cum guzzler 

a somewhat provocative insult used to tell someone to go fuck themselves
"Eat shit and die you toe-fucking cum guzzler"

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE 

the sound you make when you stub your toe

thefuckingimpala 

Noun: something extremely awesome relating to tumblr fandom blogs such as thefuckingimpala and awesome sauce blog and the origin of this word. Usually thefuckingimpala is used to explain something in the CW television show "Supernatural" featuring an uber sexy wexy cast and an angel named Cas. It can also be used to describe why things happen in Supernatural crossovers with "Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, (God forbid) Homestuck, The Walking Dead, etc." or previously mentioned fandoms alone (though this is rare and is only done by overly obsessed supernatural fans I call Leviathans. Thefuckingimpala is usually shouted with extreme feels
2.Noun: Used as a reason for Supernatural Fandom/ crossover
1. "How did Sherlock survive the fall?" "Thefuckingimpala!"
2. "Why do Dean and Sam always survive, shouldn't they be dead?" "TheFuckingImpala!"
3. "There should totally be a Walking Dead/Supernatural crossover event because THEFUCKINGIMPALA!"

thefuckingsupreme_ 

thefuckingsupreme_ is such a baddie

Tolfuckingsmol 

A fake Larry account that stalks real larries and fights them and then says she 'won' when she never really does. A little rich spoiled brat that thinks she's better then everyone else. Calls herself 'queen' when really everyone hates her.
Larrie: do you know tolfuckingsmol?
Anti: you mean Hailey?? She's the best!
Tolfuckingsmol by 5yearsofhistory August 14, 2016