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toe fucking 

When the large toe( or more) is inserted into one's anus or a Women's Vagina for pleasure.
Dude I was TOE FUCKING this Hot chick last night she came then licked my toes.
toe fucking by Ellesdnuts April 24, 2018
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Toe fucking cum guzzler 

a somewhat provocative insult used to tell someone to go fuck themselves
"Eat shit and die you toe-fucking cum guzzler"

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE 

the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

thefuckingimpala 

Noun: something extremely awesome relating to tumblr fandom blogs such as thefuckingimpala and awesome sauce blog and the origin of this word. Usually thefuckingimpala is used to explain something in the CW television show "Supernatural" featuring an uber sexy wexy cast and an angel named Cas. It can also be used to describe why things happen in Supernatural crossovers with "Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, (God forbid) Homestuck, The Walking Dead, etc." or previously mentioned fandoms alone (though this is rare and is only done by overly obsessed supernatural fans I call Leviathans. Thefuckingimpala is usually shouted with extreme feels
2.Noun: Used as a reason for Supernatural Fandom/ crossover
1. "How did Sherlock survive the fall?" "Thefuckingimpala!"
2. "Why do Dean and Sam always survive, shouldn't they be dead?" "TheFuckingImpala!"
3. "There should totally be a Walking Dead/Supernatural crossover event because THEFUCKINGIMPALA!"

thefuckingsupreme_ 

Tolfuckingsmol 

A fake Larry account that stalks real larries and fights them and then says she 'won' when she never really does. A little rich spoiled brat that thinks she's better then everyone else. Calls herself 'queen' when really everyone hates her.
Larrie: do you know tolfuckingsmol?
Anti: you mean Hailey?? She's the best!
Tolfuckingsmol by 5yearsofhistory August 14, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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