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Toe fucking cum guzzler 

a somewhat provocative insult used to tell someone to go fuck themselves

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE 

the sound you make when you stub your toe
* THUD *

Person 1: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I STUBBED MY TOE

thefuckingimpala 

Noun: something extremely awesome relating to tumblr fandom blogs such as thefuckingimpala and awesome sauce blog and the origin of this word. Usually thefuckingimpala is used to explain something in the CW television show "Supernatural" featuring an uber sexy wexy cast and an angel named Cas. It can also be used to describe why things happen in Supernatural crossovers with "Doctor Who, Sherlock, Merlin, (God forbid) Homestuck, The Walking Dead, etc." or previously mentioned fandoms alone (though this is rare and is only done by overly obsessed supernatural fans I call Leviathans. Thefuckingimpala is usually shouted with extreme feels
2.Noun: Used as a reason for Supernatural Fandom/ crossover
1. "How did Sherlock survive the fall?" "Thefuckingimpala!"
2. "Why do Dean and Sam always survive, shouldn't they be dead?" "TheFuckingImpala!"
3. "There should totally be a Walking Dead/Supernatural crossover event because THEFUCKINGIMPALA!"

Tolfuckingsmol 

A fake Larry account that stalks real larries and fights them and then says she 'won' when she never really does. A little rich spoiled brat that thinks she's better then everyone else. Calls herself 'queen' when really everyone hates her.
Larrie: do you know tolfuckingsmol?
Anti: you mean Hailey?? She's the best!
Tolfuckingsmol by 5yearsofhistory August 14, 2016
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026