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mootball 

Pointless football games, especially during playoffs, where there already exists an apparent and uncontested winner. Broadcasting of professional football games, where the outcome of the specific contest is (likely to be) irrelevant in the end.
Why are we even bothering to watch the Seahawks beat the Redskins? With the New England Patriots going 16-0 in the regular season, all these games are just mootball. (e.g., The entire 2007 NFL Postseason Schedule.)

Meet meet mootball 

Let’s play some meet meet mootball

mootalicious 

Australian slang word for a female's vagina that tastes delicious.
Her pussy tasted mootalicious.
mootalicious by bdc1 August 11, 2021

mootpaladin 

It means when a MootMcBooty turns into a legendary Paladin
The mootpaladin has slayed all the puss
mootpaladin by mootpaladin April 8, 2023

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026