mootual

like attributes shared between two cows

Elsie and Daisy shared mootual desires about the grass being greener on the other side of the fence.

mootual by LB2 September 17, 2020

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mootball

Pointless football games, especially during playoffs, where there already exists an apparent and uncontested winner. Broadcasting of professional football games, where the outcome of the specific contest is (likely to be) irrelevant in the end.

Why are we even bothering to watch the Seahawks beat the Redskins? With the New England Patriots going 16-0 in the regular season, all these games are just mootball. (e.g., The entire 2007 NFL Postseason Schedule.)

mootball by P. Hendrix - with actual [neologism] credit due to my wife, J. Hendrix January 9, 2009