mootual 

like attributes shared between two cows

Elsie and Daisy shared mootual desires about the grass being greener on the other side of the fence.

mootual by LB2 September 17, 2020

mootball 

Pointless football games, especially during playoffs, where there already exists an apparent and uncontested winner. Broadcasting of professional football games, where the outcome of the specific contest is (likely to be) irrelevant in the end.

Why are we even bothering to watch the Seahawks beat the Redskins? With the New England Patriots going 16-0 in the regular season, all these games are just mootball. (e.g., The entire 2007 NFL Postseason Schedule.)

mootball by P. Hendrix - with actual [neologism] credit due to my wife, J. Hendrix January 9, 2009

Meet meet mootball 

The best type of football 😋

Let’s play some meet meet mootball

Meet meet mootball by Sonny2001 July 7, 2019

mootalicious 

Australian slang word for a female's vagina that tastes delicious.

Her pussy tasted mootalicious.

mootalicious by bdc1 August 11, 2021

mootpaladin 

It means when a MootMcBooty turns into a legendary Paladin

The mootpaladin has slayed all the puss

mootpaladin by mootpaladin April 8, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020