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todayrow
'Todayrow' is a thing now--because fuck you, that's why.
Why do now what you can do todayrow when you can put it off til todayrow--or better yet, tomorrowrow?
Why do now what you can do todayrow when you can put it off til todayrow--or better yet, tomorrowrow?
todayrow by Ptolemy, or something. February 23, 2014
todorrow
Specifically, a word used when you're certain if you say "Tomorrow" someone will say "Surely you mean later today?", and if you say "Later today" someone will say "but I'm about to go to bed, it's 5:45am ffs!"
"Look, it's getting light, it's too late for this - let's get some sleep and discuss it todorrow"
or, if it's *really* late; it can be used as
"It's so late, it's practically todorrow" - which of course is impossible, by definition
or, if it's *really* late; it can be used as
"It's so late, it's practically todorrow" - which of course is impossible, by definition
todorrow by Maf Callow July 16, 2008
tomarrow
An increasingly common spelling mistake. The bastardization of the word "tomorrow". Using this spelling of the word you learned in third grade shows that, indeed, you still belong in the third grade.
tomarrow by Alvysinger September 20, 2007
Tomarrow
chat started
Jim: so what time should we hang out?
Steve: how about tomarrow
Jim:okay, tomorrow is fine
Jim: so what time should we hang out?
Steve: how about tomarrow
Jim:okay, tomorrow is fine
Tomarrow by nickkzor99 August 10, 2010
Tomarrow
Tomorrow
A mythical period in time which everyone knows about but has no memory of.
A lot of people say that it is the day after today and that tomorrow will be here at midnight, but if you actually wait until midnight it is today again.
Often used by people to put off work as the new required deadline will never arrive.
A mythical period in time which everyone knows about but has no memory of.
A lot of people say that it is the day after today and that tomorrow will be here at midnight, but if you actually wait until midnight it is today again.
Often used by people to put off work as the new required deadline will never arrive.
Tomarrow by xxBLEEDINGxx September 23, 2017
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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