todae 

People who refuse to believe everyday ends in Y

Flames says it is todae

todae by Kukee2018 June 30, 2020

Todlebrity 

A Todlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.

That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too [busy being a todlebrity to follow us back.

Todlebrity by Tiffani Thiessen May 7, 2018

Toaden 

Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".

That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.

Toaden by SirManth August 14, 2011

It feels really good to be alive today!!! 

Philosophical statement made when you put life in perspective, you acknowledge that you are truly blessed, you are truly lucky, and you have all but great things ahead of you.

Hypothetical: You are surrounded by all your friends, it's your birthday, you are having a great time, before you take a shot, you reminisce....

E: It feels really good to be alive today!!!

It feels really good to be alive today!!! by guaymas February 14, 2012

Today’s Mass Shooting 

A term now commonly used to refer to a particular mass shooting in the United States since there is another one occurring every day.

“Today’s Mass Shooting” works well for our newspaper; we just keep recycling this term with each subsequent mass shooting.

Today’s Mass Shooting by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

No day but today 

A chant made by the HIV+ characters during "Life Support" in the Musical Rent. This cry means to live each day as if it were your last. Most of the characters that come across this song do not have much time to live, so the only thing they can do is (not jump over the moon you rentheads) live each day one at a time, and never look back. Used in "Life Support", "Another Day", misc. exerpts in the musical, and "Finale B".

"I live each moment as my last
There's only us
There's only this
Forget regret
Or life is yours to miss
No other road,
No other way
No day but today."
-Another Day, sung by Mimi Marquez.

No day but today by kydie November 28, 2005

Today you, tomorrow me

From the spanish "hoy por tí, mañana por yo", it is used to "justify"acts of kindness toward strangers.

Thanks for helping me with my flat tire. Please accept this $50 as a token of my gratitude.
No need. Today you, tomorrow me

Today you, tomorrow me by Rahxephon000 December 22, 2010