toaded

The state of being, resulting from an individual inhibiting one's vehicular departure by placing toads on the hood of their car.

"Dude, last night, my girlfriend was about to leave me without a kiss, so I toaded the shit out of her."

by Monstermac77 June 5, 2011

Toaded

When you have a toad placed down your shirt while you are sleeping

Lucas stole his sister's phone and sent rude messages so while he was sleeping he was toaded

by stanman November 4, 2012

toaded

sending something from cheap to expensive back to worthless

Goblin Town pumped too fast and influencers Toaded the project

by !vibe June 14, 2022

Toaden

Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".

That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.

by SirManth August 14, 2011

Toadette

A female version of Toad from Mario. She's pink, shweet, cute and has two braids.

mushroompinkigurlinifty... damnit! examples of wut??? just lemme press send!!!

by bubbles April 7, 2005

TADED

An acronym of the phrase "Titty All Day EveryDay", it is commonly used in its hashtag form of #TADED.
It signifies when a person wishes to show their solidarity with the divine power that is, titty.

Jacob was enraptured by the breasts of a passing woman, to show his appreciation, for her great work, he and his companions exclaimed "Titty All Day EveryDay" (the spoken form of TADED) in an easy to understand and highly audible fashion, thus showing that they appreciate and are thankful for titty.

by IronBridge August 19, 2016

Toadery

(n.) 1. the general act of being a toad; 2. the act of not being real with oneself and instead committing oneself to actions of degrading others and preventing others from expressing themselves either by forceful law or empty demand. 3. Conforming to the general will of the population without and before first defining oneself or developing one's own position. 4. The act of "saving face." To be used in a situation where a toad (n.) is acting according to a toad's general conforming, face-saving, manipulative, or expectantly insecure/demanding nature.

"The presidential candidates during the presidential debate demonstrated such a high degree of toadery that I could not discern a positional difference between either of them." or "Stop with the toadery already, I want the real you!" or "If you do not stop being a toad and quit with your lies and demands of me ...your toadery, I'm going to leave you."

by Dark Humility November 9, 2009