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(syn. told) past tense for tell.

a ghetto term used by everyone. a new vocabulary word that will appear in the next dictionary edition 2003-2004.

often used in a situation where someone is right and the other is wrong. the right person would say, "i tode you so."

tode by Ling III July 31, 2003

Words you can keep

tode

a fode with a chode head
look up fode and chode for exact definition

Wow Matt, you have a really long penis but your head is huge... That is such an unproportional penis... hahahahaha YOU GOT A TODE!!!!!!!!!

tode by Jareem Cabduul Stabaar January 27, 2005

Related Words

tode • toder • Tode Trick • todels • Todella • Todem • Todem Pole • toden • Todenger • Todependent

Tode Trick

The act of bending over and sticking out your ass giving you enough time to fixate your erected penis when suddenly forced to stand up for a nonsensical reason; often comes in handy when a girl has her hand down your pants and a cock-blocking friend tricks you into standing up

-Hey, I think that kid over is getting his meat beat. Wanna yell fire! so he jumps up and everybody sees his woody.

-Ok

(after the scheme took place)

-Man that was hilarious, did you see his boner?

-Nah he pulled a Tode Trick like a pro.

Tode Trick by TugBoat789 April 13, 2007

Nemo tode

A nemo tode is an obese girl that has a face of a roach and her pussy smells like fish and crabs

"Omgg Teddy look at that Nemo tode!".

Nemo tode by Snakes✋🙅 July 24, 2014

figgle-tode

To figgle-tode means to rub/move ball sack in four directions.( up, down,n' side to side.)

She loves to figgle-tode me.

figgle-tode by trailerparklogic July 27, 2014

Todesfaust

The stupendous kvlt Black Metal band from philly who rock the masses

also German for "Fist of Death"

I was bumpin Todesfaust on the way over hurr

Todesfaust by No joke May 5, 2005

todes

A way to say 'thank you' or 'thanks' - off of the Hebrew word 'todah'

Ex. Todes for the ride home last night.

Ex. Todes for listening to my problems.

Ex. I want to say todes for the Broadway ticket. It was so generous.

todes by KGByall March 26, 2009

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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