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Toadstool 

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.
Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.
Toadstool by drillvoice September 8, 2005

Toadstool 

the spore-bearing fruiting body of a fungus, typically in the form of a rounded cap on a stalk, especially one that is believed to be inedible or poisonous.
Joseph: "Hey, Nick."
Joseph: "Can I eat toadstool?"
Nick: "No, we can't eat toadstool."
Joseph: "Why?"
Nick: "Mushroom poisoning, also called toadstool poisoning, toxic, sometimes fatal, effect of eating poisonous mushrooms."
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Toadism by Human that obeys toads December 7, 2020

Dirty Toadstool 

the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus
When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
Dirty Toadstool by Dave Star March 1, 2003

Toadstool 

Something you NEVER see a toad sitting on
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
Me neither.
Toadstool by Mystic_Snowfang October 4, 2008
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Toadstar by Bard the tard November 8, 2017