A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.
Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.
by drillvoice August 22, 2005
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The surname of Princess Peach from the Mario series
Dear Mario, please come to the castle, I've baked a cake for you, yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach
by Metallicajunkie October 08, 2018
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Girl 1: I finally slept with that tall guy and he was equipped with a short fat stump.

Girl 2: Ah, another victim of the toadstool.
by barbiesboobs December 16, 2011
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The begining part of Cinderella’s transformation dress
Ohmigod look at Cinderella, she looks like a f****** toadstool
by Sennarella22 January 15, 2019
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When you take a crap in a toilet on top of toilet paper so that the crap sits on the paper like a toad... Toadstooling! AKA Lilypadding.
Dude, left the biggest toadstool in the faculty bathroom this morning!
by ScotchRox August 30, 2018
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the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus
When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
by Dave Star March 01, 2003
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