Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

by drillvoice March 09, 2009

Toadstool

A person that should be a subject of derision or mockery. Also, an inedible fungus.

Really, don't even try to make a comeback, you toadstool.

You have never, will never have sex with my mom. Don't be a toadstool.

Be careful about eating toadstools.

by drillvoice August 22, 2005