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the act of inserting your big toe into ones anus
When Alex wasn't looking i sneaked him a Dirty Toadstool.

When i woke up with Alex's toe in my ass i realized that i have just been Dirty Toadstooled.
by Dave Star March 01, 2003
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the procees of jamming as much of your foot as possible into someone's asshole
When Alex sat on my foot, my dirty toadstool almost popped his prostate
by goldhouse April 07, 2003
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