To Uber

To use a rideshare app to go someplace instead of driving.

I'm going out drinking, I'm just going to Uber to be safe.

by Some-Random-Author February 22, 2019

uber to my dick

A song made by TisaKorean

Bitch Uber to my dick (to my dick)

by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019

Uber to Wheaton

Slang for blowjob, specifically from someone from the Chicago suburbs looking for a taste of city livin’

We went in the bathroom and I got the best Uber to Wheaton I’ve had in years.

by Mangoshakes August 2, 2019

Uber me to poland

When you need uber to uber me to poland

UBER! uber me to poland

by Kill me.com July 31, 2020

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021