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to porn around
to porn around
You say that someone porns around when he watch porn videos without even jaking off like if it was a football game.
Discussion between 2 people :
- Hey what you've been up to ?
- Oh not much dude, I have been porning around all day !
When someone has stayed in this room for a day and he has a computer in it, it is means probably that he has been porning around all day.
You say that someone porns around when he watch porn videos without even jaking off like if it was a football game.
Discussion between 2 people :
- Hey what you've been up to ?
- Oh not much dude, I have been porning around all day !
When someone has stayed in this room for a day and he has a computer in it, it is means probably that he has been porning around all day.
to porn around by charles12345 January 20, 2009
switching to porn
A figure of speech which implies that something which has no pornographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching porn than that.
I was watching the Rebecca Black video and suddenly my mom walked in so I switched to porn.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
This dubstep song was so dirty, I was switching to porn every time someone passed by.
switching to porn by Nacatac May 15, 2011
wiki to porn
The game by which one chooses a random page on www.wikipedia.org and attempts to reach the article on pornography through as few clicks as possible. See also wikichain, wikisurfing
wiki to porn by Fred Gher January 2, 2009
Switched to porn when my mom walked in
A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
Switched to porn when my mom walked in by Cleffroski January 25, 2015
all things lead to porn
The overall foundation on which the entire internet platform, and everything that's attached to it, exists; and a generally sad testament to humanity as a species.
So, I was just searching 'cute kitten' on tik tok and a woman performing a sex act with a snake showed up.
Yeah, me too. It's strange, really. Just don't search 'pussy Willow'.
Word. I guess all things lead to porn.
Yeah, me too. It's strange, really. Just don't search 'pussy Willow'.
Word. I guess all things lead to porn.
all things lead to porn by YAWA May 18, 2021
Born to Porn!
Born to Porn! by Sheen Maxiee February 15, 2022
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