The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and
lame-brained the torfeculator really is.
The
lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George
Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that
night, he didn'
t realize that she was bringing her younger sister and
cousin with her.