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torfeculating 

The act of calculating or planning a so called "clever" scheme (usually about getting laid) that is just a sign of how stupid and lame-brained the torfeculator really is.

The lame-brained schemer is called a torfus. George Costanza on Seinfeld was a real torfus.
While Jason spent all afternoon torfeculating about getting into his girlfriend's pants at the drive-in movie that night, he didn't realize that she was bringing her younger sister and cousin with her.
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The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food.
Jonesy suddenly found himself in a state of torfusion when the timer for his microwaved taquitos rang unexpectedly at the exact moment that his favorite scene of Lord of the G-Strings entered the TV screen.
torfusion by Sheppy January 14, 2008
An expression which can be used to define a very stupid an ugly person.
Oh my god! He's so ugly! He's a Torfuz!
torfuz by KemoT April 4, 2005
(a combination of the words selfie an torso): a selfie of a naked male torso, with or without the face, showing the guys abs.
if you ahve any sense of personal shame, don't ever put your naked torfie online, instead go to the gym and look at yourself in the mirror
torfie by Uncle Dimma December 21, 2016
someone who is skilled/good in bed
I slept with jimmy last night, he is one hot torf!
torf by Kate December 5, 2004
Torfinns often tend to be religion teachers who are quite awesome. They often forget what they are supposed to talk about, and prefer to talk about other things instead.

He has the best laughter EVER!
Student: Torfinn, come look at this!
Torfinn: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Torfinn by tøffelpiratene November 9, 2010