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tnoyf by hookk January 31, 2024
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Toyfriend 

Toyfriends are more than fuck buddies, but less than boyfriends. They care for each other, they can be very affectionate and intimate and socialise openly besides just having sex, but both of them are free to see other people and discuss that openly with each other. There is no nuance of age or domination in the term toyfriend, as there is in toyboy.
My toyfriend Simon called me the other day to tell me about some bad sex he had after a date. I told him I'd make up for it on Sunday after going with him to the cinema and that I had missed him.
Toyfriend by One2b December 17, 2009
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TROYF is an acronym for "Toilet Roll On Your Foot". Use it as a subtle way of preventing your friend from embarrassing themselves.

E.g. "Hey you wanna check out your TROYF situation"

"Oh shit!! Man's got mad TROYF!!"
"Hey you wanna check out your TROYF situation"

"Oh shit!! Man's got mad TROYF!!"
TROYF by jaspari July 20, 2014

Toyfriend 

A guy who really wants you who you keep around to give you rides & buy you stuff but you don't legitimately put out to
Jess is totally keeping Dave around as a toyfriend, he drives her everywhere but there's no way she's letting him hit that
Toyfriend by JERZZeee December 20, 2010

toyfriend 

The person (usually a good friend) who knows where you keep your sex toys and - if you are ever in an accident or worse - is charged with the duty of getting to your house before your family with the express purpose of packing up your toys and removing them from the premises.
Since you're my toyfriend, you should know that my collection of ball gags, dildos and shackles are all kept in the bottom drawer of the right nightstand.
toyfriend by hockeygir62 March 11, 2015
1. An area with lots of shitty graffiti by toys. It looks bad and stupid, and it's everywhere.

2. A Youtube graffiti video in which the majority of the comments are people thinking they're cool sayin "gay", or toy, while in reality they're toys, or might not even be a writer. Retards...
1. guy 1: Dude, screw youtube! All their graff videos are toyfests.
guy 2: you hypocrite you comment all the time man.

2. guy 1: lets find a fresh wall, no more toyfests.
guy 2: yeah
toyfest by tric318920 November 20, 2011
Mating call for gay people
-Hey Bill, tnoy tnoy!

-Hello James, tnoy tnoy (*gets horny*)
tnoy by HAHAforgetit April 8, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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