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Tute Screw 

Shortened version for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw.

A screw that has threads that go both ways. No matter which way you turn it, always goes farther up your ass. It is a way to represents how RPI makes life unnecessarily difficult for RPI students.

Every RPI student has been 'tute screwed at least once or has only been on campus a few weeks.
You are required to register for two different classes, but they are held at the same. Both are required prerequisites for other courses that you also have to take. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The course catalog for your curriculum lays out required, restricted-required and suggested optional classes that total to 123 credits, but you need 124 to graduate. You're on track to be one credit short of graduation, but you don't discover this until your second semester senior year. And not once, did any of the professors or your academic adviser ever point that out during the previous seven semesters in which you were enrolled at RPI. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

The Board of Trustees promises that hikes in parking fees will be used to improve and expand parking lots. Shortly after paying for the privilege of parking, the Trustees change their mind and use the fees to plug general budget deficits. Now, assuming you can find a parking spot, you risk damage to your car because of the pot holes that weren't filled. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.

After you graduate, RPI sends you a diploma if your debts to them are satisfied. After you get the diploma, RPI sends you bills for debts they claim you owe. While you defend yourself against these bills, their fund raisers constantly telephone you looking for donations. They don't see the irony in this. Congratulations; you've been tute screwed.
Tute Screw by RPI alumnus. March 5, 2011
Related Words
tmute 'tutes tutel Truter Tutelage Tute Screw Tauter Teute teutebeut thuter
A strong Jim Beam with a splash of Diet Coke over ice, often served in a pint glass rather than the traditional cocktail glass. It originated in the South and is a staple of tailgate parties, but has become popular in bars in Los Angeles and New York as well.
I can believe he's still standing after drinking six Tutens in two hours.
Tuten by Dawghouse Dave February 3, 2010
*guy zooms a camera onto a turtle* Tutel!
tutel by snowycube July 6, 2021

Tute Screw 

Short for Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Screw - A screw that goes in no matter which way you turn it. Every student who has ever gone to RPI has felt its effects once (usually more than once).
Bend over, here comes the `Tute Screw once again!
Tute Screw by Highlander September 19, 2003

Tutering 

When you are retarted and don't know how to correctly spell "Tutoring"
Matt: Hey man, what are you doing?
Dave: Oh nothing, just got out of Tutering .
Matt: Oh... Maybe go back
Tutering by CMB_16 May 15, 2016

Toutes des salopes 

"They're all sluts" in French. Used to point out the obvious, by frustration or for comical release.
Toutes des salopes! Sauf nos mères et nos soeurs. Nos mères par respect, et nos soeurs par ignorance.

They're all sluts! Except our mothers and sisters. Our mothers from respect, and our sisters by ignorance.

"Toutes des salopes!" said Tom after he got dumped.