tivket

A russian whore. Though she is cheap, she is the most experienced and therefore the best.

"I only had $20 to spend, but the tivket i found was better than any other".

by Bad mamba hjamba September 16, 2017

ticketblitz

A bunch of cops gather in one area then stop designated vehicles and give drivers citations for various infractions.

Numerous out of state truckers fell victim to the Lancaster, Pa. statecop's ticketblitz.

by jpg3 October 26, 2013

ticket-troll

A bothersome creature that seems to appear out of nowhere sneaking up on people when they least expect it and ruin an otherwise perfect day by giving something to them not wanted and taking away something they need.

While trying to get to work, but running late, a driver didn't notice the ticket-troll tailing behind their vehicle, waiting for them to make a mistake, giving the creature a chance to pounce upon the unsuspecting victim.

by jpg3 December 8, 2013

meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.

Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.

by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019

Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo

Correct, okay

That is just tickety-boo.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

ticket proof

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

by warnhubb September 23, 2006