titnip

It's basically the new butthurt.

Guy 1: That girl's so butthurt!

Guy 2: It's titnipped now, get it right.

titnip by Mrs. Person November 16, 2010

tittiplop 

tit-ti-plop. Noun. An example of an onomatopoeia, the noise made by the undersurface of a breast repeatedly flogging the cephalad surface of a female beer gut, such as when a tittipotamus ambulates at normal speeds.

Much to his chagrin, Paul awakened to the sound of a tittiplop; it was then that he realized his wife had turned into a tittipotamus.

When riding the retarded horse, Karen went into status tittiplopicus - tittiplop, tittiplop, tittiplop...

tittiplop by 8644 March 10, 2011

tittipotamus 

An obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.

"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."

"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."

"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"

tittipotamus by treeple February 5, 2009

titsniper 

Dirty man or boy that pervs at boobs from afar, sometimes secretly.

"Chas stop titsniping down Maddox st, you dirty titsniper!"

titsniper by CaptainAssBeard February 20, 2015

titnig 

Titnig is the mascot of the great titnig cult. Titnig is just a shiny wailmer with a funny name.

Have you heard of titnig? Titnig is just a shiny wailmer….

titnig by Packet of gravy August 11, 2021

tatnip

After a woman has a mastectomy the first part of reconstructive surgery is to tattoo a flesh colored nipple in the area that the former nipple resided.

My Mother-In-Law just got her tatnip for her recon boob.

tatnip by Mr. Chips May 1, 2006

tipnip 

A typical person that does typical things from their race/culture.

That group of AzN's are so tipnip like with their dyed hair, baggy pants, and playing ddr

tipnip by Endless Shadow December 20, 2003