An
obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores
like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the
couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser
trap.
"
Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."
"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."
"That's not the sofa - that's my
wife!" "
Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"