After a woman has a mastectomy the first part of reconstructive surgery is to tattoo a flesh colored nipple in the area that the former nipple resided.
An invisible aura given off by attractive , intelligent single women. Resulting in the only men that approach them on an evening out, are the local bellends, losers and Twats
Wow poor Sophie, she naturally attracts every wanker in the county on a night out ….. she gives off industrial grade Twatnip
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.