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The sexiest girl you will ever lay your eyes on. Beautiful body, beautiful face, just all around beautiful... until you meet her. Most shallow girl ever. She may be eye-drawing gorgeous, but behind closed doors you wont want to be alone with this outrageous monster. She is a different person on the inside than what everyone sees. BEWARE.
-Have you seen Titina? She is so sexy.

-I heard she is crazy when you get to know her though?

-Oh, yeah.. Such a bummer.
Titina by theoneandonlym&m October 3, 2010
Words you can keep
A "titina" is your average girl in teenagehood that has one or more of these traits: 1) Has gone through a tomboy phase 2) Would love to lead a lavish life but is broke 3) Strong male wannabe but she actually weak af 4) Gets overly obsessed with celebrities 5) Tries to meet new people out of pure boredom
Even though things aren't always going great for her, she will find a way to get her shit back together and laugh it all away. Seek her for advice - according to her, masturbating is the solution to all problems.
A: Nah this girl sent me some and she claims it's a boob pic of hers.
B: Don't fall for it. It's prolly a rickroll; Titinas' always do that.
titina by Secs. November 9, 2022

Titianna 

Alternate spelling of Titiana and Tatiana
female's name meaning fairy queen

mostly the name Titianna is for pretty girls, Titiannas are always beautiful, get a lot of attention, is usually that girl that every boy wants.
Oh god! it's that one girl Titianna , shes so pretty!!
Titianna by chikabοnita August 3, 2016

titilayo 

Titilayo is a strong-headed woman. She takes care of all those around her and tries her best to satisfy everyone's needs. She strives for the things she sent desires. Even if she has to restart, she will work hard to please everyone around her and herself which she does successfully. Titilayo's are basically the best people to meet.
Bob: Hey who is that?
Rick: That's Titilayo, I heard she takes all her kids to activities, goes to school, AND still has time to make dinner.
Bob: Wow that's so cool.
Rick: I wish I met a Titilayo.
titilayo by Nethermore April 18, 2017

Timinator 

The Timinator is a good friend of Yellowgroovepyro. He often burps when dvring beer. These burps have been known to cause mass extinction events (how do you think the dinosaurs died), climate change, and explosions greater than the power of a nuclear bomb. If the Timinator burps, watch out!
Timinator used to live in Southwest Ohio with Yellowgroovepyro, but moved to Atlantic City.
Timinator by IDoEnjoyCoffinDance April 13, 2021

Lake Titicaca

do i need to say anymore?
perfect vacation spot
Lake Titicaca by Annoying Brother October 12, 2003
Titin is a protein that in humans is encoded by the TTN gene. Titin is a giant protein that functions as a molecular spring which is responsible for the passive elasticity of muscle.
Titin is also the longest word in English language, it has 189,819 letters in total.
Teacher: Class, spell Titin.
Student: You mean that 5 letter word?
Teacher: No the full name!
Student: But that's 189,819 letters long!
Teacher: STFU and do it, get it wrong and get an hour detention for the rest of your school days here!
Titin by Dr.Bsc March 24, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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