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A highly invasive social media app that's full of spyware, ruined the attention span of younger generations, and frequently used by old pervs. As much as people loved Vine, and hated Musical.ly cringe, titcok takes the worst aspects of both & ramps them up to 11. When this malicious app isn't bloatware, it often comes with unwanted downloads from mobile carriers. Titcok is used to push the "influencers, not celebrities" agenda that The CCP pushes, yet they are a virtually indistinguishable jobs in the online sector (including shilling scam products). Titcok is what YouTube and Facebook was for the last generation of tech.
Kid: Hey mom, can you help me make a video?
Mom: You don't get to shake your ass on titcok anymore, that shit's about to get banned anyway. Good riddance!
titcok by KLEOKRUCIFIXATION March 31, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch
when you misspell TikTok and write it as Titkok, which sounds too much like tit-cock.
Person A: hey do you have titkok?
Person B: what? a tit cock?
Perosn A: no shit, a TikTok
titkok by marcheigh February 1, 2021
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1. Derogatory name for a girl defined by her large natural breasts and slutty behavior. She often refers to them as "the twins", habitually works her freakish bra size into casual conversation, and has perfected the art of complaining about the size of her chest while simultaneously bragging about it and making it the center of attention. Feeds on the stares of men like some kind of vampire. So-named because her boobs look like a cow's udders, and because she lets men use her body like that of a pleasure-giving barnyard animal. Has been titfucked so many times that an actual pearl necklace has formed around her neck.
2. Nickname given to the actress Christina Hendricks by the web community 4chan.
Check out that titcow's cleavage.
That's what she wants. Don't stare and out of neglect she'll probably ask you to stick your cock in it and jizz down her tummy.
titcow by JasperDee August 18, 2010
Abb. for "Twitch In The Corner Of My Mouth"
To be used in forums, comments, etc.
Because you never really laugh out loud.
Example:
Above post: "blahablablaa, half decent pun..."

You: "TITCOMM"
TITCOMM by TheDaninator January 22, 2011
A combination of the words "tit" and "hicky" that signifies a minor bruise caused by the mouth of another which is placed in the vicinity of the female breast.
After a night of debauchery which had started with tequila shots, Tori awoke to the sight of a titcky which was presumably given by Michael.
Titcky by Flickay December 30, 2009
A place with egirls and furys and gamer boys, basically it’s the most gay thing ever
Tictok, a internet app where you film your self lip-syncing to gay lyrics
Jerry pics his phone up and starts lip-syncing to old town road

titcockbum 

hi titcockbum want some aids
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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