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The process of schmoozing a girl. Might be costly.
"Wow, look at that girl! I bet getting her to open up might cost a small fortune. She's probably a real titbid."
titbid by Nowpsy February 16, 2013
Words you can keep
When a tit is so small you cannot describe it with words.
Francis: Dude can you believe Chelsea's tits.
Doman: I know they're complete titbits!
Titbit by I. M. Mastubating December 31, 2008

tittidious

With a paper bag over her face I'd fuck tittidious over there.
tittidious by John & Jeb November 1, 2007
hot sweaty sex, with multiple orgasms, that lasts a long time, in which all parties involved are having fun, and it involves kinky activities. the correct way to do tibidi is with 3 or more people, but 2 people can happen too. also, it is best to do tibidi somewhere interesting like in a park, or in a truck, or an elevator. not a bed. at least one or more of the involved individuals must be thoroughly covered in water. to qualify as tibidi it must be in an interesting sexually clever position, excluding missionary and doggy styles. it MUST involve food, whether it's eating food, or doingsomething else with food. tibidi can only be performed within the hours of 10pm and 3am.
bob and nancy had super intense tibidi in the bed of their chevrolet pickup
tibidi by bob and nancy October 7, 2007

Titbiscuit

Exclamation. Biscuits, made out of tits. Can be used to replace the word "fuck," "shit," "goddamn," "motherfucker," or any number of phrases. An extremely versatile word, it can be accurately said in any situation.
A) "Holy titbiscuits!"
B) "Julie's got some big titbiscuits!."
C) "You are such a titbiscuit."
D) "Titbiscuits! You are such a fag!"
a kid’s penis, same meaning as pp
A : Omg that’s a titid
B : On my way to fap my titid
titid by ilyke September 11, 2021

Titbitch 

A vicious insult hurled at Burnt Face Man by Bastard Man.
"Turdburglar! Faggot! Titbitch!"
Titbitch by Hazybear February 12, 2006
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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