tit-tanics

Gigantically voluptuous breasts, directly opposite to tittles.

Jared: Good God, check out those tit-tanics!
Carl: She could sink an iceberg with those things!

by queermilk September 1, 2010

Tit-tanic

Tits that are saggy; sinking.

Guy: Dude, look, that bitch has nice tits.

Guy 2: More like tit-tanics.

by Entr' Acte January 15, 2010

Tit-tanic

A woman with giant tits(boobs, breast, etc) abnormally large and beautiful tits.

As we walked down the mall we noticed a Tit-tanic and stared at her shamelessly.

by caidoz rellik 666 March 18, 2009

Tube Top Titanics

When large breasts are squeezed into a clothing garment 2 sizes too small so that they look as if they will overflow and capsize at any moment just as the Titanic did.

Damn did you see tube top titanics over there?

Saw her?! i want to motor boat on those sweater melons!

FOsho

by chubbychaser82 August 17, 2009

Tittonics

A branch of Ebonics. The way African-American women talk.

"Oh no she didnit". This is an example of Tittonics if spoken by a black women.

by GoingToHellInAHandbasket November 11, 2011

Titanicship

A relationship that in most eyes would constitute an affair, but where both implicitly know that fully commiting to an affair wouldn't be worth it, much like how no one would want a Titanic movie where Jack and Rose live happily ever after.

Seems like Jon and Sara are in a Titanicship.

.- What do you mean?

I mean she rubs up on him real good every friday whenever Farquad isn't watching, but they could easily just meet up and shake boots, but they don't, you know?

.- Why tho?

See... All Sara wants is to be wanted, and Jon will take what he can get at this point... He's dumb enough to play ball whenever he's drunk enough to grow horns... But he won't commit to it... It's a pure display of Id getting the upper hand, as Freud would put it.

by dootmavriq December 13, 2020

titanicsexual

An obsession with the movie Titanic that if it was a person you would marry it.

Person 1: I heard you LOVE the movie Titanic!!
Person 2: Yeah, I’m a titanicsexual.

by crayonhoarder123 December 30, 2020