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the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.

Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?

tit monster by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008

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Timonster

a fish who likes to say lmao a lot

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Timonster by Timonster March 22, 2021

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titonsters

tits that are so big that their scary

Dude, RUN!!! That bitch gots some giant titonsters!

titonsters by twistedtank71 April 13, 2009

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titmonster

Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.

Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.

titmonster by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010

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Titonsters

massive breasts

DAYYUM lookit the titonsters on jessica alba

Titonsters by aasfhk March 1, 2009

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titonsters

big boobs

Wow her titonsters are massive!!

titonsters by Nani&Alexis February 7, 2010

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titmonster

One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.

Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.

titmonster by Jah know. January 26, 2010

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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