tit-munster 

No real meaning, but on usage one may receive an image of the subject (the person who you are using the cuss on) sucking on the left breast of an old lardy woman, something which presumably the subject would rather not have people around him thinking about himself.

Literal example:

"The other day I sucked on the left breast of an old lardy woman"

"Fuck, I was gunna cuss you but what you've done means that you actually ARE a tit-munster"

tit-munster by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

tit monster 

the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.

Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?

tit monster by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008

titmonster 

Someone who absolutely loves having their tits sucked. So much so they go into with drawl from lack of sucking. Tit hickeys are readily accepted.

Yea this girl I hooked up with last night was such a titmonster and I did not complain one bit.

titmonster by whenURhotURhot September 20, 2010

titmonster 

One who possesses the characteristics displayed by the original titmonster.
Full name: Titusmonsterus
Further observations must be conducted until a more thorough definition can be provided.

Karin: hey timur!
Timur: oh my, you're such a titmonster.

titmonster by Jah know. January 26, 2010