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1. Best cs player of all time
2. Best person on the planet earth
3. One pissed off mother fucker who will rip you apart.
A possible example is "timur>you"
by asdae October 12, 2004
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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The sexiest carpet loving stud. Once you go Timur you can’t go back. He will take your girls virginity and there’s nothing you can do to stop it. He does the best strip teases your eyes aren’t ready to see it.
“Dude, you got a plug for the loud?”
“No, but that stud Timur does”
by JustineLottygal June 25, 2019
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a funny and outgoing person who is ONE OF YOUR REALEST FRIENDS.
wow, i wish i was more like timur
by isitayes? March 01, 2018
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A Typical Teenager who is the sexiest thing alive, Honestly quite annoying but he's kinda a stud
"Fairy Timurs Is Life, nah jk that lil shit"
by Area51NekoUwU July 28, 2019
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