Tissed

When someone or something is Pissing you off at the same time, it is ticking off another person.

Man 1: Damn that girl hella pissed me off dude...

Man 2: I know man, her attitude really ticked me off!!!

Man 1 & Man 2: She just tissed us off!

by Awsomeness9595 August 20, 2009

Hammer Tossed

Being incredibly drunk. Once you pass being hammered, you are hammer tossed.

Mike - Wow Shelly was so drunk Friday night that she passed out on a bench on the street.
Dan - Yeah she was definitely hammer tossed.

by SIUeeeeeeeeee June 30, 2009

Turkey Tossed

The act of dumping your significant other while both of you are on Thanksgiving break. This is especially used to describe the situation when college students return home for the first time since both individuals left for college and realize there is a lingering awkward tension between a once solid, love bound relationship. The two thus break-up to embrace the freedom and the ability to hook up with that guy/gal that you have been longing to since the first day you arrived at school.

Sam: I can't believe I have to buy my girlfriend a fucking Christmas present.

James: Sucks to be you! I got turkey tossed, and now I'm buying the new Call of Duty.

Sam: You're so lucky...

by saltyspoon December 2, 2009

Tissemands dappe

A funny danish word for dick slapping, or dapping.

Who the fuck tissemands dapped me when i was asleep??

by HaRbOe March 22, 2009

titty tisses

This phrase means the same as, "kitty kisses" in where a pet cat repeatedly licks your arm, hand, or face.

{Craig}: Hey Angie, check out this video I uploaded to YouTube that shows Nikki lavishing me with titty tisses!
{Angie}: Aww isn't that cute!?!

by Telephony October 3, 2014

Tussed up

Tussed up is what happens when a large amount of robitussin cough syrup is consumed. You feel fine until you stand up and realize that you can no longer balance or talk normally.

Word invented by Douglas Coupland in his book "jPod."

I came home to find Jamie laying on the floor slurring her words. We had no alchol in the house. She must have been 'tussed up

by richardnixon August 6, 2008

tossed salad dressing

a bleaching agent for the anus area.

bitch was licking my asshole until someone turned on the light and exposed my poop resin. "you better put some tossed salad dressing'" on that ass son" she said.

by futga January 30, 2012