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A mature man with a cock smaller than a young boys - generally under 3" soft and 5" fully erect. Tiny cocks should never be allowed inside any woman's pussy unless she is totally wasted.

Jill husband doug's tiny cock (1 inch soft, 3.2 inch hard) is totally useless and unfuckable by any woman. As a level 3 cuckold doug - is NEVER PERMITTED inside her pussy OR any other woman. Jill requires him to wear women's panties as an unmistakeable message to anyone that his tiny little boy cock does not deserve to be in a real man's undies.

tiny cock by Jills cuckold doug June 20, 2006

Tiny Cock

A man with an erect penile length of at least 2.5 standard deviations smaller than the mean human penis size, or smaller than about 7 cm (2 3 4 in) for an adult when compared to an average erection of 12.5 cm (6 in). When witnessed by women, it is typically laughed at.

Girl 1: So Brandon took me home last night, and we were gonna have sex, but he had a tiny cock!
Girl 2: Oh, that poor thing!
Girl 1: Yeah, I just laughed and told him to go home.

Tiny Cock by Batman_187 June 19, 2014

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tiny cock man

Someone with a tiny cock, lacks social significance in life, but acts like a big cock man

Yo, Luo is 100% tiny cock man

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Tiny Cock Energy

When you got a small one... but the size don't matter when the ladies love it!

Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.

Tiny Cock Energy by PartyMonkey2000 January 5, 2023

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Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock)

Think he's a dilf, but he's not
He's really ugly and annoying and his cock is 1cm
He also get's absolutely no bitches whatsoever and is horny 24/7

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock): Damn my cock is so big!
Anyone: You wish riley lawson you piece of shit kys

Riley Lawson (Gay with a tiny cock) by ur mum's sneaky link April 6, 2022

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tiny hidding cock

when a penis is so small - it hides under layers of body fat - i.e, fat guy cock

Omg girl - you should have seen this "tiny hidding cock" - i had to practically take out the tweezers for that thing

it was hidden away like a scared turtle or something

tiny hidding cock by PrincessLeah February 26, 2009

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fat cock in my tiny mouth

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

fat cock in my tiny mouth by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

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WhimZ

Gen Z whimsy

Millennial optimism may be gone, but Gen Z whimsy (WhimZ) is in.

WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026

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Frothability

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.

The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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