tintern

A small town of only 6 people, all of which are more inbred than Charles II. The only other thing in Tintern is a retirement home and four money laundering operations.

GUY 1: Have you heard about Bill? Heard he's from Tintern
GUY 2: Tintern? What's that?

by H8TINTERN666 November 24, 2023

tindernoia

The paranoid feeling that everyone you see on the street you've recently seen on Tinder.

"Wait. Didn't we just see that chick on tinder?"
"Bro. You just have a case of tindernoia""

"I can't believe I just said that to this SLUT. I hope I never see her in real life."
"Psh. Whatever. Don't be tindernoid"

by Mosses* May 7, 2013

Tintersection

New, hip name for a T-intersection, used by cool kids,,, AND their grandmas.

Brooke- “hey Anthony, turn left at the T-intersection”
Anthony- “you mean a tintersection?”

Brooke- “oh yeah I guess you’re right, thanks Anthony!”

by Melody brown 2.0 October 3, 2019

Tindernitis

A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .

My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.

by mynoduesp October 13, 2014

Tinternet

Parody of Northern English accent. Shortening of The Internet to "T'Internet, to Tinternet. Made popular by Peter Kay.

"You can look it up on tinternet."

by Miles Walkden November 27, 2003

tindernitus

To over exert one's thumb by madly swiping through tinder profiles. Injuries are usually triggered by break-ups or overconsumption of alcohol.

Douglas showed up to work Monday with a wicked case of tindernitus and possibly herpes.

by JenfromBako March 3, 2015

tinternet

'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.

Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.

by Blue Jack January 20, 2009