A small town of only 6 people, all of which are more inbred than Charles II. The only other thing in Tintern is a retirement home and four money laundering operations.
GUY 1: Have you heard about Bill? Heard he's from Tintern
GUY 2: Tintern? What's that?
A condition characterized by painful stiffness and cramping of the hand and wrist as a result of the repeated swiping of the fingers while using a touch screen device, commonly associated with the online dating app, Tinder .
My friend went to the doctor's office and came back diagnosed with tindernitis.
'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.
Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.