Someone who fails to grow a beard and subsequently cannot express their manliness. Usually associated with multiple failings at growing a beard and singing songs by Tinkerbell with lyrics humorously changed to beard related jokes.

Dave become known as Tinkerbeard after his seventh aborted attempt at becoming a man.

Tinkerbeard by Aa11111 February 20, 2015

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tipperbeaning

A sex terms used when one tips over a woman after ejaculating inside of her allowing her inner-bodily contents to pool out generally onto the floor.

"Hey! I was fuckin' my girl yesterday, when she got off we ended up tipperbeaning."

tipperbeaning by The Big Man Homo June 6, 2018

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Tinderbeast

An extremely overweight and duff (average looking) girl who auto rights every man.. So she matches you when you auto right every girl on your tinder pro account and pops out at you like a fucking pokemon in tall grass.

"Oh god bro, just matched a tinderbeast!"

Tinderbeast by Cdraw7 May 29, 2017

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tinternian

Dirty scalely creature that lurks in dirty swamp infested shizen.

Julie saw a dirty tinternian - ‘oh my these tinternians are dirty little crocodilian bitches

tinternian by Bootsalot October 20, 2017

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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