Tinderbeast

An extremely overweight and duff (average looking) girl who auto rights every man.. So she matches you when you auto right every girl on your tinder pro account and pops out at you like a fucking pokemon in tall grass.

"Oh god bro, just matched a tinderbeast!"

Tinderbeast by Cdraw7 May 29, 2017

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tinderbating

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages

-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating

tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

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Tinderbeast • Thunderbeast • tinderbate • tinderbaiting • tinderbater • tinderbating • Tinderesting • tinderfest

Thunderbeast

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch

Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.

Thunderbeast by JFleeg October 27, 2008

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Tinderesting

(Adjective) Descriptive of somebody capable of initiating stimulating philosophical conversations or being remarkably witty whilst on social network or dating sites, who is albeit distinctly lacking in such traits when it comes to meeting them in real life. Not dissimilar to ginteresting.

Example: "He seemed really funny yeah, kept asking me my opinion on the theory of multiple universes and whether I thought feminism was moving in the right direction. Then when I met him all he talked about was his ex-girlfriend's 3 week cycle and how well his fantasy football team has been doing recently! Ugh, so tinderesting!"

Tinderesting by Snakebitethief January 15, 2014