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Tinderbeast 

An extremely overweight and duff (average looking) girl who auto rights every man.. So she matches you when you auto right every girl on your tinder pro account and pops out at you like a fucking pokemon in tall grass.
"Oh god bro, just matched a tinderbeast!"
Tinderbeast by Cdraw7 May 29, 2017
Words you can keep

tinderbating 

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages
-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating
tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

Thunderbeast 

Also knows as Brandon Jacobs, running back for the New York giants. He is not 100% human. Brandons Jacob's true origins are unknown, but top scholars believe he could be one of 4 things.

1. Half Human, Half Horse

2. Half Human, Half Gorilla

3. Half Human, Half Locomotive

4. Brandon Jacobs is really Sasquatch


Football Fan: Holy duece did you see Thunderbeast obliterate Laron Landry the other night? He completely ran him over.

Scrotebag: Who is Thunderbeast?

Football Fan: I hate you so much.
Thunderbeast by JFleeg October 27, 2008

Tinderesting 

(Adjective) Descriptive of somebody capable of initiating stimulating philosophical conversations or being remarkably witty whilst on social network or dating sites, who is albeit distinctly lacking in such traits when it comes to meeting them in real life. Not dissimilar to ginteresting.
Example: "He seemed really funny yeah, kept asking me my opinion on the theory of multiple universes and whether I thought feminism was moving in the right direction. Then when I met him all he talked about was his ex-girlfriend's 3 week cycle and how well his fantasy football team has been doing recently! Ugh, so tinderesting!"
Tinderesting by Snakebitethief January 15, 2014

tinderbate 

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.
"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."
tinderbate by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

tinderfest 

Whenever you tinder in a certain location and you know everyone in the bar thanks to tinder
This place is such a tinderfest.
tinderfest by Hannah greer April 10, 2016

tinderbate 

To swipe through tinder, masturbating to each boy/girl’s picture
Bro I don’t even watch porn anymore I just tinderbate
tinderbate by TheTinderbater999 June 23, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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