To be punished by being tickled. Considered a socially-acceptable torture by some and just plain silly by others. Regardless, ticklement is a severe punishment by any standards, as the victim of ticklement will giggle, laugh, and probably kick and scream violently until they wet their pants or pass out from lack of breath; or, on rare occasions, those giving the punishment might run out of energy, leaving the victim gasping for breath while simultaneously wheezing the last few chuckles out of their system.
Note - Ticklement is extremely effective if the victim is ticklish and giggles like a girl.

Haley - "Don't take my phone unless you want severe ticklement."
Dan - "No! Not ticklement!"

ticklement by dan.s October 23, 2008

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Tinkleton

When you flush the toilet just before you pee and try and race it.

I just took a Tinkleton. I lost though. Turns out i drank too much!

Tinkleton by McJohn November 26, 2009

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tinklefinkler

The stick used by Cheerios mascot Buzz, usually covered in honey and maraca shaped

My friend got me a tinklefinkler for Christmas.

tinklefinkler by Brbrhehr March 16, 2023

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ticklemax

Forced sexual climax in men and women brought on by subjection to prolonged tickling.

Tied up and helpless, he could only laugh hysterically while his friends tickled him on and on, until finally his straining manhood released in a gushing ticklemax.

ticklemax by teetiger October 16, 2008

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hinkleman

A euphemism for oral sex, usually with the male on the receiving end. This word was created by Chicago radio personalities Roe Conn and Garry Meier as a method to safely discuss the Bill Clinton / Monica Lewinsky scandal on the radio.

Monica Lewinsky gave Bill Clinton a hinkleman in the Oval Office.

hinkleman by Lubbert Das November 3, 2006

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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