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shits 'n' bladders

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when someone is getting anal sex and has diarrhea with such gusto that it enters the other person's bladder
While Regino was boning his firecrotch of a girlfriend, she inadvertently gave him shits 'n' bladders. He couldn't walk right for a week.

Milk Bladders 

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BOOBIES;those large milk containing sex magnets
I could suck on those Milk Bladders all night!!!!
Milk Bladders by Mike169 March 13, 2008

Poop Chutes and Bladders 

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to cleanse one's colons with the urinary excretion of another.
"Forget Doctor! Lets play Poop Chutes and Bladders!"

poopchutes and bladders 

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Loosely based on the hit boardgame Chutes and Ladders. The object of this new board game from Porker Brothers is to land on as many spaces on the board that display a pile of steamy poo as possible in 15 moves. The winner of the game then gets to empty his/her bladder onto his unworthy opponents.
You better hope I dont win in our game of Poopchutes and Bladders tonight cuz Ive been drinking orange juice all day and havent pissed once!!

Change Bladders 

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Bitch drank so much it's time for her to change bladders
Change Bladders by Saabio January 21, 2015

Milk Bladders 

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Phrase used when referring to a female's (human) breasts, often construed as sexist or inappropriate. The breasts themselves needn’t be of any specific size or type, are only required to be tangible and/or able to be slapped lightly in a playful manner. Meant to be appraised yet ridiculed at the same time. See boobs
"Get a load ah them milk bladders. Oh shit."

"Bobbie's baby will never go hungry... just take a look at those God damn milk bladders."
Milk Bladders by Imirici December 10, 2005
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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