timsexual
"Yeah, it's completely straight, don't worry guys, I'm Timsexual." Said Kylan, and his friends knew he was bullshitting.
timsexual by MopsyFoxy2005 September 13, 2021
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taesexual
Person 1: "omg that guy is totally into you, you should go out with him"
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"
Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
Person 2: "sorry, i'm Taesexual"
Person 1: "Uh what?"
Person 2: "I'm taesexual"
Person 1: *backs away slowly*
taesexual by Band_Trash2259 July 15, 2018
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timsexual • Tomsexual • Tinsexual • Tissexual • tamsexual • Tiosexual • Tisexual • Titsexual • Trimsexual • tgm sexual
taysexual
Taesexual
Taesexual by Luvhamburger+sprite January 14, 2021
Tajsexual
Someone who has major love affection to a person/object named Taj, Tai, Tay or any other variant.
Tajsexuals also have a strong affection for things connected to Taj.
Tajsexuals also have a strong affection for things connected to Taj.
Twisexual
Anyone who is unduly enamoured of the Twilight books/movies. Such individuals are typically characterized by their obsession with Edward Cullen, the main protaganist of the series, and lack any rationality or intelligence when it comes to the subject.
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Twisexual by TheSovietCollossus July 7, 2010
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