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Twisexual
Anyone who is unduly enamoured of the Twilight books/movies. Such individuals are typically characterized by their obsession with Edward Cullen, the main protaganist of the series, and lack any rationality or intelligence when it comes to the subject.
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Twisexual Girl: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Edward Cullen Look-Alike: Hello.
Twisexual Guy: Oh my God, you look just like him! (immediately bends over)
Edward Cullen: *fap* *fap* *fap*
Twisexual by TheSovietCollossus July 7, 2010
Titsexual
"A person who is solely sexually attracted to breasts. To the point where they dislike and/or do not want traditional sex in favor of doing sexual acts focused on breasts"
"Hey, do you find the tits on most websites disappointing? They barley do anything with them."
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
"Oh, you must be a Titsexual"
Titsexual by PaizuriPrince June 17, 2021
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