timpons

Kids in schools are calling tampons provided in restrooms assigned for boys, "timpons."

"They're putting tampons in the boy's bathroom."
Whispered, "We call them timpons."

by Knight of the Lions September 6, 2022

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Vodka Tampons

When a woman inserts a tampon soaked in vodka into her vagina to get 'high'.

"I really want to get high right now!"
"I have an idea, let's insert vodka tampons!"

by Lollipoplover May 25, 2012

Timposter

That one semi-ginger person everyone thinks is sus.

Timposter is acting sussy today. I wonder what he's thinking about

by Sussy timposter baka December 13, 2021

Tamponsicle

A frozen used tampon, that's eaten like a popsicle.

I eat my girlfriends tamponsicles daily.

by Night makes me jaja November 9, 2010

tampons

a small, cylliner-shape cotton swab with a string (so it doesn't get lost when 'inserted') that absorbs the.. leakage during that time of the month.

during my period, had had to use a tampon to stop the, err, leaking..

by dee-jay elle April 21, 2004

Timonster

a fish who likes to say lmao a lot

-define Timonster

by Timonster March 22, 2021