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TimeLess_Corruption

Timesless_Corruption is someone. Perhaps no one. Not like he cared. He is that one guy who is really thoughtful but always ends up in a dumb situation. People do not know him. He is a complex person, foolish enough to even try expressing himself. He is usually judged by society. He is known as the “comedian” of the class , but in actuality he has surpassed that. He does not know who he is or what he is doing. Yet again he questions himself about his surroundings and how society ended up becoming corrupted by the government hands. He usually spends his time trying to philosophize the abstract yet uncrackable system. He is usually seen as a suicidal person since his ideologies may not be understood by common mediocre people. But as far as we can tell he is hiding something. That fluffy mother fucker is always thinking of something that we won’t be able to understand. Do not trust him.
#1
Random Guy:

Did you hear?

You:

Hear what?

Random Guy:

Timeless_Corruption committed suicide!

You:

Nah fool he is just a pessimist, he is too lazy to kill himself.

#2

Timeless_Corruption:

Is having a random topic with a friend*

You stupid mother fucker:

Starts a small talk*

Timeless_Corruption:

Dies from Cringe*

His friend:

Come on man! You know that I am too tired carrying Timeless_Corruption ‘s dead bodies! He has died from cringe over 69 times today!
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026