an alternative menstrual product - a small natural gum rubber cup worn internally to catch the menses. since it's only a receptacle, there's no chance of toxic shock; it can hold 1 fluid ounce (most women only bleed 2-4 oz total over the course of their period); it can be worn up to 12 hours; it lasts 10 years. it rules.
fuck tampons - i use the keeper, bitches.
by the fishy April 30, 2005
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The best hardcore band ever, at least to Scott and Jimmy. Fronted by the birdman Mike Ski, their Twist of Cain cover is priceless.
Dudeman, the Keeper is touring with Disembodied. We're there.
by Scooterpie April 30, 2005
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The act of a woman performing oral pleasure to man "deepthroat" style, while also being able to place both of his testicles in her mouth, and with enough courage to lick his anus.
"So I heard that Martha gave Dave "The Keeper". I wonder kind of present he got her after?
by Don Solo September 05, 2013
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someone who you keeping for life and forever, a one in a milllion.
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a term used to describe a guy that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being him.
always on your mind and just the thought of him brightens up your entire day,
being with him makes you the happiest girl in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about him.
he is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your guy is a keeper hang on to him he makes life worth while
girl1: omg you are so lucky your guy is just perfect
girl2: i know :$ he's a keeper.
by Elsalv December 15, 2013
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a term used to describe a girl that you love very much and plan to "keep",
makes you laugh has the best personality funny cute and sexy

cheers you up when you are sad, makes you smile constantly by just being her.
always on your mind and just the thought of her brightens up your entire day,
being with her makes you the happiest guy in the world, and there is not one thing you would change about her.
she is the first thing you think of when you wake,and the last thing at night,
if your girl is a keeper hang on to her she makes life worth while
guy1: omg you are so lucky your girl is just perfect
guy2: i know :$ she's a keeper.
by jetaimecommejetedeteste September 08, 2018
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Someone who would make better marriage material than baby momma material.

Someone who you'd likely spend the rest of your life with if you found him or her.

If there were more keepers in the US, the divorce rate would be MUCH lower!!!
Jane has nice legs, ass and thighs, a good job, and she is even more beautiful inside. She's definately a keeper!
by Mr. Dwayne February 20, 2005
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