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time nap 

the act of traveling through the space time continuum via smoking marijuana and entering sleep mode on a comfortable surface. time travel usually doesnt surpass a few hours because then its just considered sleeping.
i just smoked a bowl and am prepared for a time nap.
time nap by kronmasta173 November 7, 2010
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Misleading time nap 

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally
My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

Good morning nap time 

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired
*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
Good morning nap time by daethnotez September 20, 2009

nap time 

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.
Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?
nap time by ~The Nameless One~ August 3, 2005

Tickle-Nap Time 

Hey there, cutie, you interested in some tickle-nap time? Let's go heavier on the tickling than the napping. It's usually that way...
Tickle-Nap Time by Avid tickler October 25, 2007

Nap Time 

The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.

Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.
Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'

Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'
Nap Time by BPTinyGirl September 10, 2009

nap time 

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex
Hey babe its nap time
nap time by zackmonkey December 26, 2016
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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