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Misleading time nap 

When one convinces themselves that they need to take a nap, but can’t actually fall asleep so they end up just wasting time unintentionally
My insomnia made me take a Misleading time nap before studying for the final.

Good morning nap time 

when you wake up in the morning, and you take a nap because your still tired
*wakes up and looks at clock*
Its morning already...
well looks like its good morning nap time
*takes a morning nap*
Good morning nap time by daethnotez September 20, 2009

nap time 

In kindergarten, a relaxation period you can't truly appreciate until years later, when you desperately wish there was said period of nap time in your schedule.
Kindergarteners: Awww. it's nap time again! I HATE nap time!

High schoolers: More fucking homework? Whatever happened to nap time?
nap time by ~The Nameless One~ August 3, 2005

Tickle-Nap Time 

Hey there, cutie, you interested in some tickle-nap time? Let's go heavier on the tickling than the napping. It's usually that way...
Tickle-Nap Time by Avid tickler October 25, 2007

Nap Time 

The most underrated period of time in your life. Preschoolers and Kindergarteners fight to get out of it, but anybody from the ages of 13 to forever wishes that it was still a part of their lives. It is never appreciated until the later grades when every moment you are awake, you are wanting to be in nap time. Usually a good nap time lasts anywhere from 15 minute power naps to 2 hour recharge time naps.

Naps are normally useful when sick, bored, or necessary for survival in the coming hours.
Preschooler: 'No! No wanna go nap time!'

Everybody Else: 'Enough with the essays and projects/the job/the arthritis! I just need a quick nap time!'
Nap Time by BPTinyGirl September 10, 2009

nap time 

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex
Hey babe its nap time
nap time by zackmonkey December 26, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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