Timbered

1. To be so drunk that you feel like you are about to fall like a freshly chopped tree.

2. To be so drunk that you feel about as good as that Ke$ha and Pitbull song.

Simon: Man we should drink tonight!

Brendon: Yeah man! It's going down, we're getting timbered!

by SD and BB December 4, 2013

timbered

Wen you take that hit that fuks u up and every hit after you cant stop coughing. Wen you get blazed

You just got fuckin timbered!

by ganjalover21 June 24, 2010

Timberella

A bad ass bitch of a princess who lives in the woods, and cuts trees for a living.

"I was out on a hike yesterday and out of nowhere comes Timberella wearing a pair of sexy assless chaps, wielding a chainsaw. Man, I hope Disney makes a movie about her soon."

by "Cronky" April 14, 2017

timberdoodle

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.

some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.

by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

timberdick

A man with a very abnormally large dick, some say it's the God of all dicks, others dream of having such a dick, it resembles a redwood tree trunk and can attract girls of ALL ages

"Megan said he had a timberdick!"
"I wish I was timberdick, he gets all the pussy!"

by Ladiesman445 May 16, 2016

Justin timberdrain

A guy who sucks the life from the world of film.

That film was a regular justin timberdrain.

by Robert Head April 24, 2007

Timberdoodled

An altered state of consciousness where a human subject is so intoxicated they can only communicate by "Meeping", the call of the American Woodcock (colloquially referred to as a Timberdoodle)

"My mother wasn't very happy when I got completely timberdoodled at my nephew's 6th birthday party"

by Ofsaan March 31, 2025