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In American term-times, July is the time when children don't have school. Thus someone who's just like school in july has no class.
by Robert Head April 18, 2007
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In the context of eating a hippy at thanksgiving time and wanting to savour every part, after the crown of turkey is cooked you may wish for some sausage to add just to flare up the presentation of the thing. Well good news, if there are any local hippies living in your vicinity why not just break off a few dreadlocks of their's and have those instead? As can be seen in the "I hate hummers" video at blerds.com
"Hippies. I hate hippies. I eat hippies for thanks giving dinner. Dreadlock sausages mother fucker: crunch, crunch, crunchety crunch."
by Robert Head April 5, 2007
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A person or thing that is so downright stupid and incompetent that say in the context of starting a band would be placed on either a gong or most likely a triangle; as can be seen in Blackadder goes Forth, during the intro Baldrick chimes a triangle with all the look of a genial miracle worker on his face.
Call her Mindy: So, are you asking Rick to the prom

Call her Samantha: Minds, please. Sure he's hot but the conversation would sink to a dry desert swell within seconds.

Mindy: But the body, oh the body...

Samantha:... and what about it, bitch get in pecking order. You shadow me, got it? Besides, I may even choose this triangle material as my choice before the night is through yet, let's just see.

Mindy: Sure Sam, sure... gee do you think he's got a purdy lookin' packet of meat -

Samantha: - minds, this is the 80s, as if. Can you imagine a guy even offering me that kind of thing, even if he is a baboon who does nothing but jack off in front of the mirror all day... yeah he tells me these things, he finds them quite intriguing. You know what, you take him... when you put two dummys together you're sure to end up with two very quiet mouths, and I'd pay hard coinage - cash Minds - to have you two shut up for just a nanosecond.
by Robert Head April 5, 2007
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Someone who makes one nervous, uncomfortable, weary or unforthcoming.
Jeff: "do you like wearing kittens as mittens?".

Arnold: "two sets of two words, one time: piss off, nerve-jangler!".

Jeff: "...how about beaver skin boxers...!?".
by Robert Head April 16, 2007
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A synonym for breasts. Otherwise known as ta-tas, boobs, bust, breasties, chicken tats, rack, jelly stack-ems, tits, cans, bazongas, fun bags, missiles, teets, jubblies, mama factories, milk-ems, dirty pillows, caressables, welsh terrain, lumpy v space, (melons or other large fruit) bumps or lumps.
"I'm guessing you bake, because you have chest-buns... alright!" Yes... how corny.
by Robert Head April 18, 2007
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When a whord of those little urban urchins we otherwise know as chavs, attack pedestrians in insanely large and hooliganish numbers in order to prove a point that they're "hard mate, don't mug or murk me off blud as I'll knock you spark out" or to just steal a worthwhile valuable item, which may often to them be something that you hadn't had the time to assign any value like a 1 penny coin or a fake pearl bracelet or possibly just possibly a very old, extremely crap, rusty bicycle which lacks brake power, a second wheel and a few spokes - yeah they really will take anything they can and then whorde it in their garbage lined dens.
Oh sorry we're late, we got chav tag-teamed on the way here, so Rich had to kick one of them in the teeth and Sarah let them have it with some cheap hairspray she had lying in the recesses of her handbag.
by Robert Head April 5, 2007
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Not to be confused with creamed rice or as we Brits call it, rice pudding.

"Gregory Yefimovich Rasputin, the son of a Russian peasant, was born in Pokrovskoye, Siberia, in 1872. Although he briefly attended school he failed to learn how to read or write.

Rasputin entered the Verkhoture Monastery but decided against becoming a monk. He returned to Pokrovskoye and at the age of 19 married Proskovia Fyodorovna. Over the next few years the couple had four children.

Rasputin eventually left home and traveled to Greece and the Middle East. He claimed he had special powers that enabled him to heal the sick and lived off the donations of people he helped. Rasputin also made money as a fortune teller.

Soon after arriving in St. Petersburg in 1903, Rasputin met Hermogen, the Bishop of Saratov. He was impressed by Rasputin's healing powers and introduced him to Nicholas II and his wife, Alexandra Fedorovna. The Tsar's only son, Alexis, suffered from hemophilia (a disease whereby the blood does not clot if a wound occurs). When Alexis was taken seriously ill in 1908, Rasputin was called to the royal palace. He managed to stop the bleeding and from then on he became a member of the royal entourage.

In September, 1915, Nicholas II assumed supreme command of the Russian Army fighting on the Eastern Front. As he spent most of his time at GHQ, Alexandra Fedorovna now took responsibility for domestic policy. Rasputin served as her adviser and over the next few months she dismissed ministers and their deputies in rapid succession.

Rumours began to circulate that Rasputin and Alexandra Fedorovna were leaders of a pro-German court group and were seeking a separate peace with the Central Powers in order to help the survival of the autocracy in Russia.

Rasputin was also suspected of financial corruption and right-wing politicians believed that he was undermining the popularity of the regime. Felix Yusupov, the husband of the Tsar's niece, Vladimir Purishkevich, the leader of the monarchists in the Duma, and Grand Duke Dmitri, formed a conspiracy to murder Rasputin. On 29th December, 1916, Rasputin was invited to Yusupov's home where he was given poisoned wine and cakes. When this did not kill him he was shot by Yusupov and Purishkevich and then dropped through a hole in the frozen canal outside the house."

RASPUTIN may also refer to the abbreviation: Red-raw Arsehole Succumbing to Penetration Under the Tiring Interception of Nozzles.
1st Guy: Argh man She's jail-abit, why didn't she throw you off.

2nd Guy: Well I gave her arse-hole a good seeing to RASPUTIN style.
by Robert Head April 5, 2007
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