timberdick

A man with a very abnormally large dick, some say it's the God of all dicks, others dream of having such a dick, it resembles a redwood tree trunk and can attract girls of ALL ages

"Megan said he had a timberdick!"
"I wish I was timberdick, he gets all the pussy!"

timberdick by Ladiesman445 May 16, 2016

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limberdick

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

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limberdick by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009