timberdick 

A man with a very abnormally large dick, some say it's the God of all dicks, others dream of having such a dick, it resembles a redwood tree trunk and can attract girls of ALL ages

"Megan said he had a timberdick!"
"I wish I was timberdick, he gets all the pussy!"

timberdick by Ladiesman445 May 16, 2016

limberdick 

While the exact meaning is simply a non-functioning flaccid penis, the term has vast connotations and application.
Calling a man a limberdick says he is unable to perform even the most basic and primal primal functions.

Limberdick maybe combined endlessly with other vulgarities to achieve remarkable curses, such as the now famous "limberdick cocksuckers". An epithet that calls to mind a man unable to get anything right; who then sucks cock as a means of getting things done for himself, in other words a politician.
All in all Limberdick is a delightful word. A flexible curse certain to find its way into use in all forms of public speech.

See also the less effective but more commonly used limp dick.

Say Tad don't be such a limberdick. Before you give up try to do it first.
I voted for that limberdick cocksucker and now against all odds he is screwing me.

limber dick, limp dick,

limberdick by Doc Bozo October 11, 2009

limberdick 

n. An impotent person.

Dave is such a limberdick.

limberdick by Harry Flashman July 2, 2003

timberjack 

The act of masturbating in the wilderness, or timber.

Guy: The squirrels weren't moving the other day so I decided to pass the time with a timberjack. Cleaned up with an oak leaf.

timberjack by CharleyBroccoli October 21, 2010

timberjack 

Mascot for the most badass high school in Northern California.

Man, we got out ass kicked my the timberjacks on Friday night.

timberjack by ryanocar May 13, 2008

timberlike

schmarmy; of or relating to a fad; teen fad; fleetingly popular

Josh Hartnett, Survivor, Queer Eye For the Straight Guy, Leif Garrett

timberlike by Lordleiter February 5, 2004

Timberlicker 

slang for "justin timberlake"

i don't like timberlickers music....
but ya gotta give him props for throwing it to britney.

Timberlicker by UMMA DUMMA January 17, 2004