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Tismatic 

To describe someone utterly stupid; might be slightly offensive
You heard Timmy was at the lockdown protests?
I know right, kid's mad tismatic!
Tismatic by Oloystuff April 27, 2020
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Timarion is a type of guy who is very kind hearted. He is cute and goofy. He is very intelligent and listens when told or asked something. If you find a timarion make sure to keep him you’ll life will be so much better!
Stacey-who’s that guy over there laughing and joking around
Olivia-Oh him! That’s Timarion he’s funny ash and very smart people say he’s a keeper.
Timarion by Lhdjxbaowid June 20, 2019

titmatized 

The stunned, speechless state experienced by guys when suddenly confronted by a nice set of knockers in a tight shirt.
Tom: "I saw that hot babe in the t-shirt walk up and talk to you. Did you get her number?"

Jerry: "Naw, I was titmatized."
titmatized by Banquo_Lives October 10, 2008

Tomatism 

A rare lethal disease in which viewing tomatoes causes a chemical reaction in the brain of the afflicted, causing immediate death.

It's real, don't look it up.
Guy1: "Hey dude, you wanna share this tomato?"

Guy2: "Don't you know I have tomatism!? Now I'm gonna d-"
Tomatism by Kage-sama January 27, 2015
Timarius fine aka tj
timarius by Tim - Ari- us May 14, 2018
Tinatin is the most amazing person and is described as perfect. she has luscious locks of hair. And they often have big bums! she is almost as gorgeous as her name, if you have a Tinatin in your life don't let her go, she is sweet and cares about everyone as her name actually means sun beam as she can lighten up any room she walks into.
omg look its Tinatin she's so sweet and one of the most gorgeous girls I have ever seen.
Tinatin by god2793 September 24, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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