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Someone who simply incompetent. Especially when it comes to fishing.
Timathy just went a day without a bite when everyone else around him couldn't keep a line in the water.

Man did you see Timathy! I feel bad for that dude.
Timathy by Sndkdhakaha August 30, 2019
My name is Timothy
Timothy by Michigan Tim November 21, 2020
The best guy you could ever meet. A good husband , son, father and friend. He loves his family and friends with all his heart and will do anything to protect them. He has a temper if you make him mad but he is the goofiest guy you will ever meet. I had a timothy in my life and he was great this is in memorial as a small thing I can do. I'll never forget my timothy.

11-21-1977 to 7-20-18
That guy timothy is so amazing
Timothy by BeebosForehead September 16, 2018
A fucking legend who everyone should praise upon....Amen
you are TIMOTHY
Timothy by BeastMaster69 420 August 6, 2018
Timothy will always be your best friend. He's caring and always cute no matter what. Timothy is good in bed and has a huge dick. He has wet dreams WAY too much. So date him if you can.
Timothy, COME HERE BOI
Timothy is the best guy you will ever know. He's sweet, caring, funny, and a pretty cheesy guy. Everyone loves him, because he's a great guy all around. Handsome, amazing there are more words than you can count to describe how indescribable he is. He keeps those he loves close and his friends to. He may have problems with family, but he never makes it all about himself he makes it about you. He is an amazing boyfriend who comforts you and listens to you. If you ever meet a person named Timothy never let him go, because he is a amazing person and you will need him in your life.
(This is contributed to my amazing boyfriend Timothy <3)
"OH WOW! Timothy? You don't know him? Well you should he is INDESCRIBABLE!"
Timothy by SoapyGirl ;3 December 19, 2018
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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