tiling 

Sucking dick, as these people tend to work on their knees all day.

Dude, I was tiling with three other guys this morning, it was awesome, and there was grout everywhere!

tiling by prat11345 March 24, 2009

Tiling 

The act of slowly applying mortar on the crevices of another person's body, and meticulously placing ceramic tiles on the edge of said person's skin. Also, following with an appropriate amount of grout to the openings between each of the tiles. This should only be performed by adventurous people, and those who are willing to consent to this daring act.

You want to try something new babe? After a long day of tiling, I am curious as to how it would feel if I were to tile you.

Tiling by We the TWERK family July 13, 2017

Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.

I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

Tiling her kitchen by DaddioMystic June 25, 2019

Swedish tiling 

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.

Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.

Swedish tiling by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022

Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.

I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

Call of Duty Timing by Rodent The Squirrel July 5, 2020

cod timing 

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.

Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second”
Dan-“COD timing bro”

cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020

outta timing 

a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.

But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.

outta timing by Trinilingo August 23, 2011