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Getting a toothy blowjob from an old lady with one tooth, very much like tilling a field.
What’s worse than a toothy blowjob? Tilling.
Tilling by Joshnson March 9, 2018
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The process of chatting up a potential partner to later pursue for the act of fornication
My friends and I are heading to the bar, hopefully we can do some tilling
Tilling by ProTiller March 29, 2022
When a girl makes her pussy squirt while masturbaiting and collects the secretions in order to freeze it and make a Tildo so when she uses it as it slowly melts she gets extra wet. Once it builds up to the preferred size it is used to peg her mans so that he can feel what it’s like to have a wet puh.
OMG Emmett I’m about to till!!! EMMETT IM TILLING! QUICK, grab the mold for my Tildo!
Tilling by Masterofgorp December 1, 2025

tilling salted soil 

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.
With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

Zac Tilling 

A fucking Gay bender who loves other men ass-holes. Fat Shit who doesn't know how to see properly and often shoves cucumbers up his girl
Will - Hey Tom Get off my asshole
Tom - Thats not me its Zac Tilling
Zac - Will this chocolate up your bum is so nice
Zac Tilling by Enzo Lorenzo April 22, 2020

Toto-tilling 

That time in the spring, just after the snow melts, when you realize that the only way to get the stacks of uncovered dog poo to go away is to till them into the soil--towit: a toto-tiller is used. It's fertilizer right, RIGHT?
Wow that uncovered shiz pile by the garden was so immense that we ended up toto-tilling the whole thing. Lol mudseason in Vermont!
Toto-tilling by VTFun March 14, 2022

Emmet Tilling 

When a white coworker lies or exaggerates about a black or poc coworker, and kills their chance of success at a job.
She went to management for that? Girl, she’s emmet tilling you….
Emmet Tilling by Carparts August 27, 2025
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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