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Sucking dick, as these people tend to work on their knees all day.
Dude, I was tiling with three other guys this morning, it was awesome, and there was grout everywhere!
tiling by prat11345 March 24, 2009
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The act of slowly applying mortar on the crevices of another person's body, and meticulously placing ceramic tiles on the edge of said person's skin. Also, following with an appropriate amount of grout to the openings between each of the tiles. This should only be performed by adventurous people, and those who are willing to consent to this daring act.
You want to try something new babe? After a long day of tiling, I am curious as to how it would feel if I were to tile you.
Tiling by We the TWERK family July 13, 2017
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Tiling her kitchen

Being an obsequious toadie to get a TV personality to make a clip for your food group.
I was tiling her kitchen in exchange for this bit for HH

Swedish tiling 

When protecting a tile in order to recieve gifts or benefits from the owner of the tile.
Pjukkie did swedish tiling for nudes.
Swedish tiling by TotallyNotTineRgr8 September 21, 2022

Call of Duty Timing 

When you're waiting for what feels like ages for someone to peek the window or around the corner, and the exact moment you look away or reload, they come out and kill you.
I hate Call of Duty Timing, dude! They always peek right as I go away.

cod timing 

When you look in a direction then look away for a brief second only to be be shot where you originally were aiming.
Tom- “man this is such crap, I turned my head for like a second”
Dan-“COD timing bro”
cod timing by j BiLLiGaN October 9, 2020

outta timing 

a highly inappropriate or unexpected action or comment by someone. Usually leads to a moment of silence, awkwardness or WTF-ness.
But what the ass, why is she telling me about sex with her ex-boyfriend on our first date? Rel outta timing talk dan.
outta timing by Trinilingo August 23, 2011
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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